Chignac Wedding Weekend (9.19.08-9.21.08)

hi guys! i really wish we had been writing these down all week! i'm sure there are a million more, so if any of you can remember any of the randomness, please email me, and i will update BLOG. we really need to do this more often - the blogging, not the marrying.

• hello, have you met me? i piss like a snail. - SHT
• and love is OUTstanding - TL
• it's like someone shit sugar on my tongue - MHT
• is rim jobs and pussy dad's only chignac difference? - SHT
• hey, baby, do you want a little black one or a big cucumber - MHT
• the best part of mississippi is ariozona - CMIC
• so the same - SHT
• that was her A 1/2 game - CMIC
• so, i'm manic depressive funny - MHT
• OUTstanding - everyone
• so, have you tried to get him to shave them yet? - SHT
• let's put it this way - he probably gets more blow jobs than the both of you combined - SHT
• nair - not to be used on your genetalia - MHT
• omg, JR's a jew? - SHT
• is your name holly? - LI to SHT
• i'm going to fuck by myself - CMIC
• saundra, I can probably out breast you - MEC
• to be fair, i almost cried when i saw me in the mirror - CMIC
• some girls bring milkshakes to the yard; i bring fun to the weddings - BPC
• she says i have gerbil balls, but they're bigger than yours, bitch! - BPC
• why, yes, we have two beds. why do we need them? - BPC
• JJI was trying to lube up JCI - MEC
• fuck! - BPC, MHT, SHT, CMIC
• i'm thinking in my head that i'm fighting with you - BPC
• i poked your family's cock - MEC
• god bless fred & norma for the booze - MEC
• i got head from b. and chris - MHT
• bedazzlers! - BAC (who the fuck is BAC?)
• i just fingered your hat - SHT
• what's up with the big penguin? has it always been here? - MHT
• suck it, mike cheever! - SHT
• i will suck your luge - SHT
• she's been given a gift; let her use them - MEC
• the feathered animal is between brandi's thighs - MEC
• what are you doing to my crotch? - BPC
• why do you have to take your pants off to throw up? - CMIC
• sandy, want a cheeze-it? - MEC to SHT as she is cheeving
• can you pick some of those tomatoes? i think some of them are ripe - CMIC to SHT as she's cheeving next to the tomatoe plants
• i swear you're gayer than the photo i took at your wedding - MHT
• my finger can't fit in herbert's ass - MHT
• if she's shiting quarters, i'm keeping her - BPC

• i have not been fingered in i don't know how long. 6 days. - BPC
• shit, i love you! - SHT

• omy, you're peeing on sandy's leg - BPC
• it wouldn't be the first time - MHT

• i love you, and i would double-team him with you - SHT
• i want to be the bartender - MEC

• is his tongue hard as steel? - MHT
• yes, it is!!! - CMIC

• we need sluts - MEC
• what kind? - MHT
• red headed! - MEC

4th of july (7/4/05)

• it's not fun because it's really hard. - hp
• i have a bigger one. - ra
• sobriety was making me want to throw up. - bc
• seriously, 2 pumps and you're done. - meghanc
• considering the conversation i might need to move on to something stiffer. - lo
• going down scares my knees. - rl
• i actually have a bush at home, and i don't use it. - hp
• i know nothing about meat. - bc
  
• don't touch me there - it hurts. - rl
• ryan, are you letting people touch your magic bullet yet? - mk
• i really want to hump the sausage. - bc
• lick mine. - hp
• you've got to be smallish for the irishmen. - rl
• i went down on her, but it was salty so i stopped. - hp
• now we can talk about asians. - rl
• going down sucks balls. - hp
• spit. i'm a spitter. - bc

lake melakwa (7/1/05-7/2/05)

• hollywoooood! - hp
• 1,600 divided by 3 is 83. that's how many feet are in a mile. - rl
• we would be in so much trouble if they did random cheese testing. - bc
• it's so dense. - hp
• do you ever wish roman was a galapagos turtle? - bc
• we should have brought cake. - hp

spring softball party, version 2.0 (6/11/05)

ok, these are from both the party prep and the party. as you will notice, some quotes came out illegible and others came out anonymous. if you can figure what the illegible ones are supposed to say, or if you want to claim/blame a quote, just let me know and i'll do the updating. drink on, my friends!!

• mafia who-who! - rl
• i like solid poo - bc
• drew was pushing from the inside - ci
• i like watching - rl
• drew is dirty south, or so i've heard... - bc
• if you lick it first he will piss himself - hp
• i wasn't going down by myself, so i called holly - bc
• my feet are rotting like hell, like the vietnamese people! - ??
• can you grab me a ba aka while you are up? - ??
• i feel like i'm going to have a little asshole - rl
• i stole a quarter out of the e ofjosid fhfso df - ??
• oh, my rack is ready - hp
• i tried to swallow bush and it almost killed me! - mc
• if you tried to swallow bush, you need THIS! - ci
• i've never had this feeling before....but i love 16 - hp
• i want it burnder - hp
• dude, i'll poke stuff all night long - bc
• someone is screwing with my meat - rl
• wow, jolly, you have a big piece of meat! - bc
• he's fond of the shower - ci about mc
• we've all been wet before - bc
• i like it in my mouth but not in my hand - hp
• we can have a perifrial sucking spot! - bw
• that's so wrong! - bc but i work in HR - ar
• it's still coming - bc
• holly - shots thrown 8, shots caught 0 - ??
• i would almost sleep with you...out of pity. - hp to dp

memorial day (5/30/05)

• come on, roman. let's go. - rl

and, YES, that's totally worth its own post!! if you don't believe me, ask roman's therapist...

tuesday (5/24/05)

• good lord, there's a finger on fire, yo. - hp
• the first boy i did was this tall, but he was only 12, yo. -bc
• i love my willie, yo. - ci
• i can't do albinos, yo. - bc
• people go through, then they chase you, then AUGHHHH, yo. - hp

devo's camping birthday (5/13/05 - 5/15/05)

• having a rack in your crotch ain't that great - hp
• nitric oxide is a condiment - bc
• the main part of the shoe that you put your foot in - rl
• so, where's the rodeo? - cle elum safeway clerk (god, bless her!)
• devin's trying to talk some logic into roman. who's going to get humped in that situation? - hp & bc
• now, that's hot!! - rl talking about girls with liquor
• the first rule of boy scouts - don't talk about boy scouts - mc
• snort - rl
• i'm gonna meet a boy who's not the butt of all jokes - bc
• NOT A PARKER - ew
• drink more then turn around - dp to ci
• look at that. look how dirty i am! - bc
• again, one of us here did not sign up for this - mc
• i'm losing all my friends because i can't do math - bc
• he's just reinserting - it's ok - dp
• i can't cheese with boys here - ci
• they taste like pledge - rl
• it's in my breast - bc
• finn has the vapors - mc
• yes, this is the eco-system - ew
• mine are HUGE! - bc
• your hair is shania twainish - hp to bc
• can i tell you how much i really want to be a lap dog? - ci
• we have to get to the party soon or i'm going to throw up on something - bc
• they were just testing the catastrophic converter - random guy in cottage cafe
• you're kind of like our designated driver, but i don't mean in the sober sense - hp to bc

and last, but certainly not least:

• they're totally going to fall in the river - everyone
• no, we're not - bc & ci