hi guys! i really wish we had been writing these down all week! i'm sure there are a million more, so if any of you can remember any of the randomness, please email me, and i will update BLOG. we really need to do this more often - the blogging, not the marrying.
- hello, have you met me? i piss like a snail. - SHT
- and love is OUTstanding - TL
- it's like someone shit sugar on my tongue - MHT
- is rim jobs and pussy dad's only chignac difference? - SHT
- hey, baby, do you want a little black one or a big cucumber - MHT
- the best part of mississippi is ariozona - CMIC
- so the same - SHT
- that was her A 1/2 game - CMIC
- so, i'm manic depressive funny - MHT
- OUTstanding - everyone
- so, have you tried to get him to shave them yet? - SHT
- let's put it this way - he probably gets more blow jobs than the both of you combined - SHT
- nair - not to be used on your genetalia - MHT
- omg, JR's a jew? - SHT
- is your name holly? - LI to SHT
- i'm going to fuck by myself - CMIC
- saundra, I can probably out breast you - MEC
- to be fair, i almost cried when i saw me in the mirror - CMIC
- some girls bring milkshakes to the yard; i bring fun to the weddings - BPC
- she says i have gerbil balls, but they're bigger than yours, bitch! - BPC
- why, yes, we have two beds. why do we need them? - BPC
- JJI was trying to lube up JCI - MEC
- fuck! - BPC, MHT, SHT, CMIC
- i'm thinking in my head that i'm fighting with you - BPC
- i poked your family's cock - MEC
- god bless fred & norma for the booze - MEC
- i got head from b. and chris - MHT
- bedazzlers! - BAC (who the fuck is BAC?)
- i just fingered your hat - SHT
- what's up with the big penguin? has it always been here? - MHT
- suck it, mike cheever! - SHT
- i will suck your luge - SHT
- she's been given a gift; let her use them - MEC
- the feathered animal is between brandi's thighs - MEC
- what are you doing to my crotch? - BPC
- why do you have to take your pants off to throw up? - CMIC
- sandy, want a cheeze-it? - MEC to SHT as she is cheeving
- can you pick some of those tomatoes? i think some of them are ripe - CMIC to SHT as she's cheeving next to the tomatoe plants
- i swear you're gayer than the photo i took at your wedding - MHT
- my finger can't fit in herbert's ass - MHT
- if she's shiting quarters, i'm keeping her - BPC
- i have not been fingered in i don't know how long. 6 days. - BPC
- shit, i love you! - SHT
- omy, you're peeing on sandy's leg - BPC
- it wouldn't be the first time - MHT
- i love you, and i would double-team him with you - SHT
- i want to be the bartender - MEC
- is his tongue hard as steel? - MHT
- yes, it is!!! - CMIC
- we need sluts - MEC
- what kind? - MHT
- red headed! - MEC
