4th of july (7/4/05)

• it's not fun because it's really hard. - hp
• i have a bigger one. - ra
• sobriety was making me want to throw up. - bc
• seriously, 2 pumps and you're done. - meghanc
• considering the conversation i might need to move on to something stiffer. - lo
• going down scares my knees. - rl
• i actually have a bush at home, and i don't use it. - hp
• i know nothing about meat. - bc
  
• don't touch me there - it hurts. - rl
• ryan, are you letting people touch your magic bullet yet? - mk
• i really want to hump the sausage. - bc
• lick mine. - hp
• you've got to be smallish for the irishmen. - rl
• i went down on her, but it was salty so i stopped. - hp
• now we can talk about asians. - rl
• going down sucks balls. - hp
• spit. i'm a spitter. - bc

lake melakwa (7/1/05-7/2/05)

• hollywoooood! - hp
• 1,600 divided by 3 is 83. that's how many feet are in a mile. - rl
• we would be in so much trouble if they did random cheese testing. - bc
• it's so dense. - hp
• do you ever wish roman was a galapagos turtle? - bc
• we should have brought cake. - hp

spring softball party, version 2.0 (6/11/05)

ok, these are from both the party prep and the party. as you will notice, some quotes came out illegible and others came out anonymous. if you can figure what the illegible ones are supposed to say, or if you want to claim/blame a quote, just let me know and i'll do the updating. drink on, my friends!!

• mafia who-who! - rl
• i like solid poo - bc
• drew was pushing from the inside - ci
• i like watching - rl
• drew is dirty south, or so i've heard... - bc
• if you lick it first he will piss himself - hp
• i wasn't going down by myself, so i called holly - bc
• my feet are rotting like hell, like the vietnamese people! - ??
• can you grab me a ba aka while you are up? - ??
• i feel like i'm going to have a little asshole - rl
• i stole a quarter out of the e ofjosid fhfso df - ??
• oh, my rack is ready - hp
• i tried to swallow bush and it almost killed me! - mc
• if you tried to swallow bush, you need THIS! - ci
• i've never had this feeling before....but i love 16 - hp
• i want it burnder - hp
• dude, i'll poke stuff all night long - bc
• someone is screwing with my meat - rl
• wow, jolly, you have a big piece of meat! - bc
• he's fond of the shower - ci about mc
• we've all been wet before - bc
• i like it in my mouth but not in my hand - hp
• we can have a perifrial sucking spot! - bw
• that's so wrong! - bc but i work in HR - ar
• it's still coming - bc
• holly - shots thrown 8, shots caught 0 - ??
• i would almost sleep with you...out of pity. - hp to dp

memorial day (5/30/05)

• come on, roman. let's go. - rl

and, YES, that's totally worth its own post!! if you don't believe me, ask roman's therapist...

tuesday (5/24/05)

• good lord, there's a finger on fire, yo. - hp
• the first boy i did was this tall, but he was only 12, yo. -bc
• i love my willie, yo. - ci
• i can't do albinos, yo. - bc
• people go through, then they chase you, then AUGHHHH, yo. - hp

devo's camping birthday (5/13/05 - 5/15/05)

• having a rack in your crotch ain't that great - hp
• nitric oxide is a condiment - bc
• the main part of the shoe that you put your foot in - rl
• so, where's the rodeo? - cle elum safeway clerk (god, bless her!)
• devin's trying to talk some logic into roman. who's going to get humped in that situation? - hp & bc
• now, that's hot!! - rl talking about girls with liquor
• the first rule of boy scouts - don't talk about boy scouts - mc
• snort - rl
• i'm gonna meet a boy who's not the butt of all jokes - bc
• NOT A PARKER - ew
• drink more then turn around - dp to ci
• look at that. look how dirty i am! - bc
• again, one of us here did not sign up for this - mc
• i'm losing all my friends because i can't do math - bc
• he's just reinserting - it's ok - dp
• i can't cheese with boys here - ci
• they taste like pledge - rl
• it's in my breast - bc
• finn has the vapors - mc
• yes, this is the eco-system - ew
• mine are HUGE! - bc
• your hair is shania twainish - hp to bc
• can i tell you how much i really want to be a lap dog? - ci
• we have to get to the party soon or i'm going to throw up on something - bc
• they were just testing the catastrophic converter - random guy in cottage cafe
• you're kind of like our designated driver, but i don't mean in the sober sense - hp to bc

and last, but certainly not least:

• they're totally going to fall in the river - everyone
• no, we're not - bc & ci

cinco de mayo (05/05/05)

• i didn't want to look at his dick, but it had a big green spot on it.
• anal sex will always make your mascara run.
• biting him was SO worth it.
• i like rolling his nuts in my mouth.
• my nuts are on the table.
• these nuts are sweet.
• don't tell bj.
• between her peaches and his nuts, i'm full.
• sometimes you bite people you're not hot for.
• you're not pretty enough to fuck up.
• just because he was short; not because i was blowing him.

until the next drinking adventure....