tuesday (5/24/05)

• good lord, there's a finger on fire, yo. - hp
• the first boy i did was this tall, but he was only 12, yo. -bc
• i love my willie, yo. - ci
• i can't do albinos, yo. - bc
• people go through, then they chase you, then AUGHHHH, yo. - hp

devo's camping birthday (5/13/05 - 5/15/05)

• having a rack in your crotch ain't that great - hp
• nitric oxide is a condiment - bc
• the main part of the shoe that you put your foot in - rl
• so, where's the rodeo? - cle elum safeway clerk (god, bless her!)
• devin's trying to talk some logic into roman. who's going to get humped in that situation? - hp & bc
• now, that's hot!! - rl talking about girls with liquor
• the first rule of boy scouts - don't talk about boy scouts - mc
• snort - rl
• i'm gonna meet a boy who's not the butt of all jokes - bc
• NOT A PARKER - ew
• drink more then turn around - dp to ci
• look at that. look how dirty i am! - bc
• again, one of us here did not sign up for this - mc
• i'm losing all my friends because i can't do math - bc
• he's just reinserting - it's ok - dp
• i can't cheese with boys here - ci
• they taste like pledge - rl
• it's in my breast - bc
• finn has the vapors - mc
• yes, this is the eco-system - ew
• mine are HUGE! - bc
• your hair is shania twainish - hp to bc
• can i tell you how much i really want to be a lap dog? - ci
• we have to get to the party soon or i'm going to throw up on something - bc
• they were just testing the catastrophic converter - random guy in cottage cafe
• you're kind of like our designated driver, but i don't mean in the sober sense - hp to bc

and last, but certainly not least:

• they're totally going to fall in the river - everyone
• no, we're not - bc & ci

cinco de mayo (05/05/05)

• i didn't want to look at his dick, but it had a big green spot on it.
• anal sex will always make your mascara run.
• biting him was SO worth it.
• i like rolling his nuts in my mouth.
• my nuts are on the table.
• these nuts are sweet.
• don't tell bj.
• between her peaches and his nuts, i'm full.
• sometimes you bite people you're not hot for.
• you're not pretty enough to fuck up.
• just because he was short; not because i was blowing him.

until the next drinking adventure....