Welcome to our new and improved BLOG!

After many many months off and a string of random boxes with scratched thoughts piling up, I am finally putting forth the effort to revive the much loved collection of senseless remarks. The Chignac wedding weekend seemed like the perfect excuse, so without further ado, I give you...BLOG.

Friday, May 06, 2005

cinco de mayo (05/05/05)

  • i didn't want to look at his dick, but it had a big green spot on it.
  • anal sex will always make your mascara run.
  • biting him was SO worth it.
  • i like rolling his nuts in my mouth.
  • my nuts are on the table.
  • these nuts are sweet.
  • don't tell bj.
  • between her peaches and his nuts, i'm full.
  • sometimes you bite people you're not hot for.
  • you're not pretty enough to fuck up.
  • just because he was short; not because i was blowing him.

until the next drinking adventure....

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